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That's not a legal parking space.
Car 53 reporting suspicious activity at the quad -
pickup truck parked on front lawn.
Ah, forget it, Ross. Your shift was over a half hour ago.
Besides, what are they going to do,
steal a 400-ton statue in a pickup truck? Ha!
10-4, sarge.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Cheese!
Popcorn!
Monty, where are you?
Aah! Nothing like a good breakfast first thing in the morning.
Monty, over here!
I need you to try out a new invention for me.
Not today, Gadget, love.
I got to... I got to... Uh...
Hey! There's that mouse!
I got to get out of here!
How about getting the boys to help out?
Good idea. Chip and Dale should be finished with the laundry about now.
Look what you made me do.
I did not. You did it yourself.
Did to! Did not!
Who's gonna clean up this mess?
You made it. You clean it up.
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah!
Why, you -
Hey!
Are you two fighting again?
Of course not.
We're just having a spirited discussion.
What's come over you two lately?
All you ever do is argue.
You are supposed to be Rescue Rangers.
Besides, deep down,
you two are the best of mates and you know it.
Argh! Argh!
Oh, now, come on. Shake hands and make friendlylike.
Oh, all right.
That's more like it.
This is your fault.
Here we go again.
Excuse me.
Is this a formal fight?
You're all wearing tails.
Can't you see we're busy.
Don't mind me, I'll just make myself at home.
The others will be along shortly.
After all we need someplace to roost.
And this place is -
Ouch!
These pinfeathers are getting sharp.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, what others?
The others who live on my statue -
a guy on a horse.
About 30 feet high, 400 tons.
Last time I saw statue like that it was in front of the armory.
That's the one.
It vanished overnight.
Vanished? Golly!
How could anyone steal a 400-ton statue?
I don't know.
But it was our favorite roosting spot,
so now we're looking for new homes.
And frankly, I like this place best.
And I'll bet all my friends will, too.
We better check this out right now.
Yeah! Before it gets anymore crowded in here.
Hey! Dou you mind if I check out the refrigerator while you go on?
Hey, I found your home. It's your job find mine.
Do you think you two can keep from fighting
a long enough for us to find the statue?
Of course. When it comes to helping the helpless -
Dale, watch where you going!
You watch where you're standing.
I don't know what's going to be harder,
finding that statue
or keeping these two from exterminating each other?
We got the statue, boss.
That machine worked perfectly.
When do we go after real loot?
Soon.
How soon, boss?
As soon as you got me a pair of squirrels.
Squirrels?
There's no money in stealing squirrels, boss.
I know that, you idiots.
They're for my daughter Buffy.
Duh... but, boss -
Buffy wants squirrels!!!
Say, Rocco,
is stealing little animals against the law?
Of course it is, you uneducated lowlife.
Whew. Thank goodness.
For a minute I was afraid we was going to have to go straight.
There was lots of squirrels in the verdant woods
surrounding that statue we nabbed.
Leave us repair there posthaste.
That's where the statue used to be all right.
I remember it.
It was general Fogerty riding his horse.
What could have happened to it?
May be, the horse got tired and ran away? Ha ha ha!
If I hear one more crack out of you, I'm gonna give you...
Chip!
A nice pat on the head.
Now do you suppose
you two could keep from fighting a long enough
to follow those footprints?
What footprints?
That ones you're standing in, mates.
Okay. We'll see where these lead.
The rest of you, examine that square.
See if you can find out how the statue was taken.
I'll betcha anything that these tracks
belong to the crooks who stole the statue.
No kidding.
Remember now, Gadget said no fighting.
Just make sure you stay out of my way.
What happened to the footprints?
We've lost thack of them! Thanks to you.
Me? What did I do?
Nothing!
I said I wouldn't fight with you, so shut up so I can do it.
Those footprints have gotta be around here somewhere.
Remember, no fighting.
Chip?
Hey, Chip, cut it out!
Cut what out?
This is no time for games.
What a heck are you talking about?
Stop fooling around.
Who's fooling around?
You are.
Squirrels.
All you ever do is got us into trouble.
What did I tell you?
Intelligent squirrels.
We're not squirrels.
We're chipmunks.
Come, Moose.
Leave us take our bounteous catch to young Buffy,
that she may frolic and gamble with a new pets.
I don't see
how anyone could get that statue out of here.
Crickey! Tire tracks.
From a pickup truck I'd say.
But how could anyone carry a statue
that huge in a pickup truck?
There's only one way to find out.
Follow those tracks.
We'll have to come back for Chip and Dale later.
Train's coming, Buffy.
A pair of squirrels for your daughter's pleasure, boss.
We're not squirrels! We're chipmunks!
Excellent work, boys.
Do you know who that man is?
It's Ignat Ratskywatsky!
Not! Ratso Ratskywatsky?
I've seen his picture on the "wanted" posters
at the police station.
Boys, as you know there's only one thing
I love more than robbing, extorting
and terrorizing innocent people.
And that's indulging the every whim of my daughter.
So these two squirrels are going to...
Buffy's room.
I don't like the sound of that.
This is just great. You get us lost, you get us trapped,
and now we're in the hands of the most notorious mobster in town!
Well, look on the bright side. It can't get any worse.
Oh, Buffy. Funsies from daddy.
Uh-oh.
Oh, daddy.
They're so adorable.
Anything for my precious little squidgeledy oogums.
I always wanted two precious
little squirrels to call my very own.
Chipmunks.
My name's Buffy Ratskywatsky.
And we're going to play and have fun
and be the bestest friends...
forever.
Faster, Gadget.
The rain's wiping up the trail.
I'm going as fast as I -
Wow!
What the...
The truck carrying the statue must have had hit street lamp.
Let's check it out.
Now we're gonna play house.
You'll love my doll houses.
They're just the right size for you.
But first, you need the right clothes.
Hey, stop! What you doing?
You'll be the daddy who lives in my doll houses,
and you'll be the mommy.
Hey! Huh?
Now this is where you'll live.
Here's the kitchen, and here's the living room.
Now you sit down and read the paper,
and you clean house.
Isn't this fun?
No! Let us out of here!
You can't keep us in this prison.
You know for a prison, this isn't so bad.
Kinda homeylike.
Well, we're stuck here for now.
Lucky or lumpy.
At least the furniture isn't too lumpy.
Hey! Quit messing up my nice clean floor.
Since when did you get to be so bossy?
Since I got to be the mommy.
Time to go downstairs for breakfast.
Aah!
Oh, boy, am I hungry!
What's to eat?
Plastic food.
Isn't this fun?
But what's this?
Oh, no, an earthquake!
My good China!
Knock it off.
That was fun!
Mmm. What next?
I know.
Now, how I'm gonna clean up this mess?
I wish you were this clean at home.
You forgotten we're prisoners here?
Uh-oh!
It's a rainstorm.
No. It's a hurricane.
Come play in the rain.
No way.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
Ha ha ha!
Just remember, this is all your fault.
Is not! Is too!
Now-now, cute little squirrels shouldn't fight.
Chipmunks!
Now we'll find a new fun game to play.
Whoever was driving that pickup truck
really hit this lamppost.
I'll say it did.
Hit it like a sack of potatoes. Wham-o!
Not that I pay attention to stuff like that -
Not me, I mind my own business.
Even if they did look like a couple of gangsters.
Did you see anything in the truck?
Yeah. Like a 12-foot statue?
Not a thing as far as I could see.
But then, I don't go sticking my nose where it don't belong.
Did they leave anything behind?
No, not really.
Nothing you'd be interested in.
Please! It's important.
Well... Now... When they was out checking the damage,
I did nab this.
A street map!
Please. That's my home you're referring to.
Maybe there's a clue.
The city art museum is circled in red.
Think that's where they'll strike next?
If they haven't stroke already.
Come on! Let's find Chip and Dale!
Thanks for the help.
Sure. No skin off my nose.
Um... You don't have any spare trash, do you?
Hey now, stop it! Let me go!
This is gonna be fun.
See. We go 'round and 'round and we go up and down.
Oh.
And we go faster and faster.
Gee, Chip, I'm sorry I got us into this mess.
Forgrt it. You're an angel compared to that little monster.
And faster and faster and faster!
Oh.
The merry-go-round broke down.
It's the missing statue.
But how could it be?
Okay, time for a new game!
And this one is gonna be even funner.
That shrinking gizmo we stole
from professor Nimnul work like a charm on the statue.
Yes, but you fools had to steal professor Nimnul along with it.
How dare you treat a brilliant scientific genius like -
now boys don't make any mistakes on this job.
I want the whole building.
We'll be back posthaste, boss.
Yeah. But this time, we'll try not to hit the post.
Whee!
Here come the world-famous racing squirrels.
Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
Aah Aah! Aah!
Oh, no, the train's coming!
Next time, I'm driving.
Come on. We're getting out of here!
How?
We're taking the train!
Oh, for shame, trying to run away.
Bad, bad, naughty squirrels.
Now we'll have to play an extra-special game.
This concoction of the professor's better still work.
Wait. What if there's people inside?
It's monday. Museums is closed on monday.
Ain't you got no culture?
There's the pickup truck.
But what are those men doing down there?
Ah, the world of the fine arts at my fingertips.
Come Moose, leave us blow.
They've shrunk the whole building with some sort of ray gun!
Follow that pickup truck!
Come on, professor.
What other gadgets you got cooked up?
Um... I can't think of any.
Why, you better think of any,
or else I'm gonna -
one shrunk-down art museum for your pleasure, boss.
The city will pay plenty
when they get my ransom demand.
And in the meantime,
look, precious.
A new doll house for my little oogy-woogum.
Ooh!
Aah!
Aw, isn't that sweet?
Look at that cute little game she's playing.
Now you're the hero,
flying to rescue the damsel in distress.
Will he get there in time?
He'd better.
That's where the pickup went.
The museum must be in there.
Zipper, scout it out.
Whoa!
Chip and Dale? In trouble?
Uh-huh.
Ram it, Gadget!
What a clever girl.
Takes after my side of the family.
Are these your mice?
No, but I've always wanted mice.
Can I have them, daddy, huh, cah I, can I, can I?
Whoa!
Well... I don't know if you should have mice as pets.
We're nobody's pets, mate.
Hey!
My mice!
They're getting away!
Have you free in a jiff, Dale, old mate!
Why, Dale,
what a lovely dress.
Aw, shut up.
Catch them, daddy!
Don't worry, princess.
I'll -
What about the museum?
What museum?
Remember that ray gun professor Nimnul used
to turn Zipper into a giant?
I think they're using it in reverse, to shrink things down.
There it is!
Then we've got to find the gigantical gun.
It's our only hope of getting the museum
back to normal size.
Hey, where did you go, little friends?
Come out, come out.
Somebody's got to hold them off.
Leave that to us.
Rescue Rangers away!
Ha ha ha!
Let's go, Zip.
I'm going to exterminate those stinking rodents!
No, they're mine and I love them.
I was just having fun.
Try this for fun.
Waa!
These animals don't play fair!
No squirrel makes a fool out of Ratso Ratskywatsky.
No, but chipmunks do.
Now Buffy's got birds.
Stop it!
Not so fast!
What the?
No sign of the gizmo ray gun anywhere.
Got to put on more speed.
Eww!
Limburger cheese.
It's a good thing Monty isn't here.
He'd love it.
Uh-oh.
Better cut down speed.
Che-e-e-ese!
They're in yonder pantry, boss.
Now we got them.
Che-e-e-ese!
The gigantico gun!
Got to get the gun.
Che-e-e-ese!
When I get my hands on those rodents...
Now!
Gadzooks!
Waa!
Gotcha.
And you, too.
You dirty rats,
I'm gonna crunch you with my bare hands.
And when I'm done with you,
I'm gonna get those squirrels, too.
Chipmunks!
Oh, no!
My doll houses!
Let us get out of here, boss.
I should never have broken
my cardinal rule -
no animals in the house!
Come, boss. We must depart before the cops get here.
Think that will get the cops' attention?
Look!
We did it!
We sure did!
I'm sure glad to see you two stopped squabbling.
What? Why, we never fight, do we, Chip?
Of course not.
We just don't always see eye to eye.
No! They can't do this. They can't use my invention
to create devastation like this
without giving credit to me!
Honest. I had nothing to do with this.
I'm finished, you hear?
Finished.
No ransom, my house destroyed,
on my way to prison.
Totally wiped out.
And why?
Because you had to have some stinking pets!
Oh, yeah?
What about me?
All my doll houses were wrecked,
and I want a new toy!
Aw, shut up!
Yes. All right.
I wish I do that. It's about time.