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Aah!
Waah!
Ha ha ha hoo!
Are you all right?
S-s-sure. F-fine.
Please exit to your left.
All right!
If they'd straighten the angle on that last curve,
we'd have seen some real speed!
That fake speed was plenty for me Gadget.
Waltzing mathildas!
That had more twists than the Sydney Snake stampede of '66!
Yeah, let's do it again!
I know, let's us ride the Cosmic Jackhammer first
and then go on the Jerkin' Whirl.
Right, just as soon as my stomach gets off that last ride.
I don't believe it! It's Cassy!
I haven't seen her in years.
Who?
Cassandra, the fortune-telling gypsy moth.
Come on, Monterey, no one can see the future.
Cassandra cans.
She ones told me I was go on a trip through time,
and a very next day I fell off a grandfather clock.
Oh, brother.
Oh, come on, Chip! This will be fun.
Wow! I can't hardly wait to learn my future!
I think this is silly.
Well, I'm curious.
And I am Cassandra.
How may I help you?
Ca-cassy?
Oh, my crystals Monterey Jack! Is that you?
She should know. She's the fortuneteller.
Monterey, it has been so much time since we were last together.
And Zipper!
I see you're just as handsome as ever.
And you're is pretty as a plateful of parmesan, Cassy.
I brought me pals, yeah...
Don't tell me.
They want I should tell their fortunes?
Gosh, that's ESP!
More like easy guess.
So you don't believe in the future, huh?
The future? Ha! I'll believe it when I see it!
Ah, but I can see it now.
So tell us, Cassy. What do you see?
Monterey Jack, you will shortly get a pink fur coat.
Well, not quite in line with me fashion sense.
Are you're sure that Monty get a pink coat?
Maybe I do.
No. Monterey gets a pink coat, and you get a tall, dark stranger.
I don't like the sound of that.
A tall, dark stranger? Golly!
And one of you will fly.
Let me guess.
Without wings.
You. Me?
May be now you'll believe you can't believe her.
Ahm... Excuse me, Cassandra. But don't you see anything for Chip?
I will look again.
I've seen this before!
It's an ancient roman vision fit!
It's a Julius Seizure! These visions are never wrong.
Before the next sun rises,
Chip will follow a bear with two tails
who will dance with a tiger.
A what with who?
He will fall from a circle of light.
And only a flying horse can save him.
Finally you will walk under an elephant.
And the trunk will fall and... and...
And? And?
Then all is darkness.
No, Cassy! Not me little pally Chip!
Ooh, this is serious!
I'd better get more elephant repellent.
Ah, come on!
You guys don't believe this stuff do you?
Thanks for the show, Cassy.
I think I'm ready for the Jerkin' Whirl now.
Please, Cassy! Say it ain't so.
By dawn, your friend will be...
I am very sorry,
but that's the way the crystal ball bounces.
What a bunch of balooney.
A bear with two tails dancing with a tiger?
Don't forget about being smashed by an elephant.
That Cassy has amazing powers of intuitive...
cheeasoning.
Oh, no! Another cheese attack!
It's the pizza!
Ch-e-e-e-e-ese!
A-a-ahh!
Whoa!
Do you think he's all right?
Nothing more right than a mouse full of mozzarella!
And this cotton candy ain't bad either.
Hey, hey, easy, Zipper.
Oh, no! The pink fur coat!
Crikeys, kiddo, you're right! Just like Cassandra predicted!
That's not a fur coat. That's cotton candy.
Well, it does look furry and...
And it is pink!
Cassandra was right!
Cassandra was lucky!
Did someone mention luck?
Try your luck at this!
Just knock the thimbles off the standing, pick a prize.
Now we'll have some fun! I'll win a prize for you Gadget.
Golly, that's sweet of you Chip.
I'll show you how win a prize.
Oh yeah?
You couldn't hit the side of a barn if it fell on you!
I could, too!
Hey, you big ape!
Watch where you're going. Honestly!
Even strangers can be polite.
Crikeys! You mean tall, dark strangers!
The tall, dark stranger!
Just like Cassandra predicted!
Not those predictions again.
That's it! We're going home.
I knew you'd see it my way.
No elephants gonna fall on you there.
That's it! We're staying!
Which game would you like to play son?
All of them!
Well then, let's get started.
Try the dart booth! Everybody wins at the dart booth!
Daddy, let's play that one.
Y'all play, y'all win It's easy.
Just relax and let them fly.
Kid you're a natural.
Ya just Look at that curve!
Nothing's gonna happen to me.
But Chip, Cassandra's never wrong.
I'll believe that gypsy moth when Dale starts flying.
Woo hoo hoo!
Does that count?
Get me down!
Good aim, son!
Look! That magnet made the dart hit the bull's-eye.
And it made Dale look like he was flying.
But why would anyone cheat to make the customer win?
Maybe he's got too many prizes?
I have a special prize for you in back.
Hey! Look at that bear!
It's got two tails!
Just like Cassandra said!
And one of them's that monkey's tail.
Holiday's over.
Looks like we've got a case.
You have to go back to headquarters.
It's the only way we can keep you safe.
What are you talking about?
Look, Chiper.
You may sneer at Cassy's fortunetelling
but she's been right everytime.
I got me pink coat.
But that was...
And Gadget met a stranger.
Well shure but he...
And Dale flew!
Now your prediction's starting
and that means sooner or later...
You're going to get smashed by an elephant's trunk!
Not! I'm a Rescue Ranger. I'll be careful.
But I'm not going home till we solve this thing.
Come on! We have to catch that little boy.
I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.
No elephants I can see!
I guess it's safe enough.
Monty, get out of my way!
Look! The two-tailed bear!
Oh, me poor pally! They're dancing!
Maybe Cassandra was right.
Come on!
The next prediction called for a circle of light.
Keep your peepers peeled.
Might've known he'd be up to monkey business.
Well, we're going to put him out of business!
Rescue Rangers, away!
The circle of light!
Chip!
Chi-i-ip!!!
I hope you had your vitamins today.
We're coming, Chipper!
Hit it, Gadget!
You did it, Monterey!
It's all in the wrist Gad-luv.
Whew! Thanks, gang. I owe you one.
But that was close. Too close.
Cassandra said you'd fall from a circle of light.
She was right!
But you saved me, not some flying horse.
Look out!
Well, what do you call that?
And it flew well enough to save you.
The predictions were right.
First the two tails, then tiger dancing,
then your fall, then...
This tady bear from your booth
was found at the scene of the attempted robbery tonight.
An whole the people who was robbed at last week
said they'd been to this carnival
and they'd won teddy bears from your booth!
But you're saying you don't know anything about the break-ins?
I've been too busy giving away these magnificent prizes, officers.
I bet that monkey's been behind the other robberies too.
Since you had nothing to do with the robberies,
you won't mind if we'll take a real good look around here. Will you?
Well, of course not, officers. Mi carnival es su carnival.
Come back anytime, officers! Everybody's a winner here!
That's our cue to skedaddle, Abba-Dabba.
Whenever the cops get this close,
it's time to pack the bears and chase the greyhound.
It'll take the cops hours to track down the loot.
If they ever do.
I got to tell the others!
Are you're sure, Cassy? I mean, maybe you made a mistake.
I am sorry, Monterey. But I saw what I saw.
Would you give me a hand, Zipper.
First, there was elephant,
then your friend was crushed by trunk.
Isn't there anything I can do?
No. Elephant, trunk...
But... but, Cassandra, he's my best friend!
I know. I saw that, too.
Hey guys! Quigley and that monkey are going to get their loot!
That means they're making a getaway. Let's go!
Chipper, no!
All we have to do is show the loot to the police.
But... But the prediction!
I'll be careful. The police will do all the work.
We'll use the bears to hide the loot.
Soon as we get enough loot sacks,
we'll grab the goods and hightail it out of here.
Looks like he's hidden the loot somewhere else.
I just hope we can get to it before the police leave.
Now it's time to collect our prizes!
Who ever said crime wasn't fun, huh, Abba-Dabba?
I bet we could nab those crooks ourselves.
Chip, you said you'd be careful.
No silly prediction about elephant's trunk
is gonna keep me from being a Rescue Ranger!
It's the elephant's trunk!
Cassandra's last prediction!
Uh, well, let's go.
You're too close to that thing as is. I want you out of pfft range.
But I could...
We can handle it.
We'll just make a trail of loot for the police to find.
Zipper, you stay on here and take care of my buddy!
Yes, sir!
Well, OK. Rescue Rangers, away...
Crikeys! This place gives me the fidgetin' willies.
Oh, Monty, it's just our images
distorted by the refraction angle of the wavy glass.
Aah!
Yeow!
Monty, be careful. That staircase looks...
Yeeaah!
Suspicious.
Remember, this is a fun house.
Uhm... So when does the fun start?
I can hear them. Follow me.
Do we have to?
Aah!
Monty, you're standing on the trigger!
Hey, I can see them!
Sorry, pally.
They're on the other side of the wall.
They'll be gone by the time we make it throgh the maze.
Not if we travel by air.
Those cops are dumber than doorknobs.
They'd never think of looking in a treasure chest for the money.
Come on! We got to get this stuff to the police.
Dale!
Hurry up with that... What the hey?
Varmints in our booty!
The police are leaving!
Hey, no way, Spinelli.
You're not bringing those chili dogs into our squad car.
Why are they taking so long?
Sorry, Zipper, I have to go in and help them.
I'm a Rescue Ranger!
I made it! Cassandra was wrong!
The elephant trunk didn't fall!
Come on, Zipper, we have a job to do.
Quit playing with those critters!
And get on down here and give me a hand!
They're getting away!
How we gonna stop them from inside here?
They're wanna leave!
Where are the others?
If we can tip it over the edge...
The fall should pop the lock of the trunk.
We can't wait. Let's go!
Did you say trunk?
One less varmint to worry about. Let's go.
Zipper, where's Chip?
O-ohh!!! That's Chip's hat!
She didn't mean an elephant's trunk.
Oh! She meant elephant, then trunk!
Oh, Chip! Ohh!
He wouldn't listen.
It was the predictions.
Well, I got a prediction for you!
Chip?
One side, mates.
I predict I'll never go to a fortuneteller again.
Wa-hoo! Chip!
Chip-Chip-Chip-Chip-Chip! Oh, Chip! Oh, Chip! Oh, Chip!
Ohh! Ohh!
I knew it all the time.
Can't live your life by a gypsy predictions.
Thank goodness!
Well, let's get to work.
Rescue Rangers, away!
Rattle your slats, boy.
I want to be out of the county by morning. What?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Must've set it off by acci... Yeow!
What the hey?
Well I predict we won't be seeing those two for quite a while.
And I know the Rescue Rangers will be together for a long time too.
Is that what Cassandra told you?
No. You don't need a crystal ball to see that!