NORMIE'S SCIENCE PROJECT (Ruslan, SVZ) http://www.cdrr.ru
Boy, just look at all that junk.
There isn't junk.
Those are science projects the kids built for the fair.
A fair? Oh boy, o boy, I want to go on the rollercoaster.
Not that kind of fair, dummy, a science fair.
When it's over, the kids throw away all kinds of neat inventions.
Once I found a perpetual motion machine
just lying in the trash can.
Of course by then it had stopped moving.
Che-e-ese!
Now that's what I call a science project! Eah!
Crikey, talk about sharp cheddar.
Golly, an electrical cheese tester.
Did you know that mozzarella conducts electricity
twice as well as provolone.
Gosh, I hope they throw this away when the fair is over.
Quick, hide!
Does he look familiar to you?
Oh, no!
This thing won't work without a record.
Marvin won't mind if I borrow this,
especially since he won't know.
He's a blinkin' thief.
I know I've seen him somewhere before.
My project's better than yours.
I'll bet it's not. I worked three months on this.
My uncle made my project,
and he's an unappreciated genius.
He told me so himself.
Quick, get down!
Hello, Marvin, can you tell us about your project?
I've recorded sounds of the city
on my homemade recording machine.
But why don't I let it speak for itself?
My record's gone!
I must've left it at home!
But it really does work!
Honest, I really did make a record!
Marvin, get a hold of yourself.
We'll come back later.
Maybe you can find record by then.
Maybe I left it in my locker.
Tsk, tsk. Some children just can't take the pressure
of ruthless competition.
And what do you have to show us, Normie?
A molecular audio empathizer.
Oh, sounds impressive. What does it do?
Uh, stuff.
Hi, you're listening to a homemade record.
Whoops.
Played on Marvin's...
Now play an assortment of sound effects.
Listen.
Move it, mates! She's going to blow!
We're lucky it's only oatmeal.
Could use a little cinnamon, though.
Giving a record player a fancy name
doesn't make it a science project.
But... But...
That's another "F" for you, Normie.
But it...
Uncle Norton wouldn't invent a stupid record player.
Maybe if I cranked up the volume.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
This is crazy!
Oh, I get it.
Hey, this is fun!
Look out!
What in Einstein is going on?
Yeow!
Ha-ha-ha!
Help me! Help!
Batten down your hatches! There's a whale of a storm a-brewing!
Run for it!
Oh! Whoa! Help!
Don't worry!
Whirlwinds like this don't usually last very long!
See what I mean?
Wow! This fair have some good rides after all.
Next science fair we go to, remind me to bring my swimsuit.
Or at least a towel.
You'll feel different about it when we go back!
Go back!
Sure, we've got to get Marvin's record back to him.
Marvin might grow up to be a great scientist some day.
A setback like this could really frazzle him.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
In a few moments, the entire city will be in my power.
Walls will crumble.
People will run screaming in to the streets.
And the voice of Nimnul will be heard throughout the land!
O-oh.
Wouldn't you know it, just when I'm about to create havoc!
It's not one of my nosy neighbors,
it's little girls selling cookies.
Gotta get a dog... or a Bengal tiger, or something.
All right, already, I'm coming!
Normie! Why aren't you at school?
The science fair was postponed...
for repairs. Ha-ha-ha!
O-oh, I suppose it's just as well.
I'm about to flatten the whole city anyway.
Whow! Flatten the school first, uncle Norton.
Maybe the teachers are still there!
When I throw this lever,
the entire city will be in my power!
Walls will crumble, people will...
well, you get the idea.
No!
Now what?
Everything seems all right here.
No, that can't be!
Somebody's stolen the molecular audio empathizer.
What sort of sneaking, dishonest, conniving...
Normie!
Wh-what... ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
Ooh, ooh, ow!
Haven't I told you never to play with my superweapons?
You can devastate yourself.
I just borrowed it for the science fair.
Ow!
You march right back to school, young man,
and get that molecular audio empathizer!
Wow! Oh, ooh, ow!
And don't stop to play on the way!
Yes, uncle Norton.
Let's get Marvin's record and get out here.
You think this gizmo may have
caused that all crazy stuff to happen?
That's silly. No school project could have done that.
Still there's a lot of neat stuff in here.
I wonder if they'll throw it away.
A-a-ah!
Gadget!
No problem! I'll be out in a jiffy!
Golly, it's very interesting in here.
Dark, too!
Oh! Oh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
It's stuck, mates.
Yeah, and so is Gadget.
He's taking Gadget with him.
How are we gonna catch him?
Depend on old Monterey.
Just a trick I learned from a flying squirrel.
Nip out the window and tie this to the kid's bike.
Right.
Me and the squirrels used to glide over Frostbite Falls
lookin' for mooseberries.
What are we waiting for?
Nothing.
Yeow!
Hey!
Welcome aboard, Zippy, me lad.
Why... can't he live in the suburbs
like everyone else?
Whoa!
He took Gadget inside. How are we going to get in?
In? How are we going to get down?
No problem, pally. We'll just take in the sails.
Yeow!
Whoa!
Aah! Oh!
Whoa! Aah! Oh!
Whew!
Golly, that thing could use seat belts.
Well done. This here's the little boy's record.
When I throw this lever,
the entire city will be in my power!
People will run screaming in to the...
We know all that stuf, uncle Norton. Get to the good part.
Oh, all right.
Hi. You're listening to a homemade record,
made by Marvin's recording machine.
There's something wrong.
What?
That isn't the right record!
Where's the record I had on here this morning?
Did you do something with it?
It wasn't my fault, uncle Norton.
It was the boy named Marvin!
Hi'd broke the record!
He's bad! He's always being mean to me!
Oh, never mind! I have another copy.
That voice!
My molecular audio empathizer is simple complexity at its finest.
If I played... say... a lullaby,
it would make the entire city take a nice, restful nap!
We certainly wouldn't want that, would we?
It's professor Nimnul! That's why the kid looks familiar.
If it's Nimnul, he must be up to no good.
Yeah, but what kind of no good?
O-oh... Yeah... Here it is.
Music to devastate the globe by... In stereo.
Oh ho ho!
Side one alone should be enough to level the entire city.
Level the city?
We've got to do something.
I've got an idea.
Hold this, mate.
Come on!
Uh, uh, uh!
We'll switch records so's it plays something harmless.
Ge, I was always partial to boogie-woogie myself.
Yeow! Now that's a hit record.
Are you OK, Monty?
Come on, let's get this thing up there.
Okie-dokie.
That does it.
Now we just have to move that thing.
When I pull this lever,
the entire city will...
Oh, never mind.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
He passed out!
He'll be needled to death!
Monterey Jack! Cheese!
Uh! Cheese! Where? Where?
That's right dirty trick to play on a fella.
Whew!
Gee, uncle Norton, why do you want to destroy the city?
Because nobody really takes a mad scientist seriously
until he's leveled a city or two.
But once I've proven my power
I'll have the whole world in my sway.
Is the city in your sway, uncle Norton?
No... it's just... swaying.
That can't be the right record.
For one thing every devastation always has more drums than cymbals.
All right, let's shut this thing down.
Rescue Rangers, away!
Wow! City hall sure can boogie!
Golly! Which lever turns it off?
Hit them all!
Geronimo!
Hey! What gives?
Uh! Uh!
Oh, boy! Defenseless little animals!
Uh, uh, uh.
It's no good. It's stuck.
We're just not heavy enough.
Prepare to meet your doom,
you pitiful little creatures!
Normie! What are you doing?
Let's vamoose.
No, I've got an idea.
Norman, why did you pull those levers down?
It wasn't me, uncle Norton. It was those animals.
The little-bitty... no, big! Big killer rats!
These are delicate instruments of destruction.
If you don't know how to use them
you can hurt somebody.
But uncle Norton, the doors aren't...
open.
And number one on the charts...
My machine will now play
an assortment of sound effects.
Oh, no! Got to throw the switch!
G-g-g-g-golly!
I feel like a pogo stick with the hiccups.
We've got to find Chip 'n Dale!
Let's go! Before the whole place blows away.
Gee, uncle Norton, I've better be getting back to school.
You can forget about your allowance this week, Normy!
My record! Somebody found it!
And it won some kind of prize.
First prize for saving the city.
Marvin's science project sure brought down the house.
Yeah! Nimnul's house! Ha ha ha ha!