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Oh, goodness.
I think my arm will fall off if I wave that baton one more time.
Poor Queenie.
Managing this swarm is such a burden.
Here. Let us make you more comfortable.
Oh, thank you.
Rosebud nectar, Your Majesty.
It's spring '85. A vintage season.
Ooh, that sounds heavenly.
Oh, my cape.
It's ruined.
And what is that hideous sound?
I can barely think.
Aloysius!
Aloysius, what's the matter with you?
Something's wrong with... Ah!
What's the matter with everyone?
Oh, come back to work.
Stop this, now.
Stop! Stop, I say!
I'm the queen, and I command you all to come back here this instant.
They're all gone. Someone's stolen my swarm.
It isn't fair.
After the way I slaved for that swarm.
Oh, I feel all woozy.
Wow!
Wha... What happened?
Oh, thank you.
You're supposed to help me up.
Have you seen a swarm of bees around here?
Someone stole them from me and I need help.
I'll help. You?
That's very sweet, but I was thinking of someone a bit bigger.
Huh? Hey, what did you do that for? That's my favorite band.
It was too loud to think.
It's heavy-metal music. You're not supposed to think.
I don't care this heavy on the anchovies. It's stupid. It is not. It's to.
Well, it looks like the boys are having one of their little discussions.
Please, let me go at once.
I have to find my swarm.
Zipper, who's this?
Would you stop yanking me around?
Oh, furry creatures. How... nice.
We're the rescue rangers.
Can we help you?
Help?
Well, it's about time someone noticed.
I know, they would never leave me on around
because they idolize me so,
so, anyway I think someone beenapped my swarm.
Oh, just the thought of it makes me feel faint.
O-o-o-o-o-oh!
Beenappers?
Golly. Who'd do a thing like that?
I don't know. Do I look like a person who has enemies?
Of course, when you're as beautiful as I am, jealousy is always a factor.
I'm so dreadfully parched. Could you buzz off and get me something to drink?
Water.
Water? How common.
What we need is a way to trail these stolen bees.
The ranger plane will give us a bee's-eye view of the city.
Stung by the old love bug, eh, Zipper?
Well, old Monterey Jack's had his share of romantic entanglements.
Hey, maybe I can help you out.
Hm...
Here, how about giving her a little present?
You don't need money, mate.
All women love flowers. And flowers are free.
Yeah, that's right.
Give us an inch here, Queenie.
Oh, your seating arrangements leave much to be desired.
Hey, Monty, where's Zipper?
Had a bit of urgent business. He'll be back in half a blink.
Oh, must we really wait for him?
My swarm must be all over the city by now.
Well, I guess he can catch up.
Sit back, Queenie, and grab a whiff of that fresh country air.
Ahchoo! Ahchoo!
What is this? Ragweed?
I'm allergic to common wildflowers.
Sorry about the free-flower idea.
I guess you get what you pay for.
Hey, lookit there.
It's my swarm.
Hang on to your goggles.
Oh, my darling swarm.
Your precious Queenie is here.
Oh, I missed you so.
If you turn around and go home now, I'll forget this whole thing ever happened.
A-a-a-a-a!
Whoa!
Hey, lookit.
My swarm! A-a! A-a-a-a-a!!!
Oh, this is terrible.
My once loyal swarm has turned to a life of crime.
But, golly! Why are they stealing musical instruments?
Hey, what gives?
Yeowww!
We've got to folow them.
Come on, Queenie.
You can do it.
A-a-ah!
You know, you're awfully rough with the royal person.
You could have bruised me.
Hmph!
What is that ear-tweaking noise?
That's the same nasty music I heard when my hive was stolen.
Electric guitar, check.
Saxophone, check.
Drum set, check.
Synthesizer guitar, check.
What is that awful racket?
Good afternoon, Mr. Snead.
What are those musical instruments doing in the lab?
They're for my... research on...
sonic-wave bug repellent, Mr. Snead.
You don't fool me, Irweena.
You've been fiddling about with your musical hobby on company time.
Bug Out Exterminators is not paying for your daydreaming.
We expect to see results.
"We expect to see results!" Hm!
All my life people wanted my brain,
but my heart was in rock-'n'-roll.
Well, now I have the unique sound that's gonna make me a star.
Tonight I'll show everyone, right after we cook a little goose.
Ha ha ha ha!
It's the music.
Th-th-th-that's what's controlling the bees.
Then stop it.
I want my swarm back.
It's too dangerous now.
Maybe we can break that music thing after the bees leave.
I'm the queen here.
I command you
to stop that music now!
Crikey! Do you know how much sting power that swarm is packing?
A fella would have to be bonzer loco to stick his head out there now.
What?
A common housefly?
You'd think an exterminating company
could keep its halls free of lower life-forms.
Wha... You again?
A professional exterminator
must never lose sight of the basics.
Whoa!
Rodents.
Enough of this nonsense.
Get 'em!
A-ah!
Get 'em.
Scatter!
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah!
You can't get me!
Instant bottled bees.
Oh, and just how long do you expect me to stay in here?
Into the drain!
Hurry! The little buzzers are right behind us.
I'm not jumping down some filthy draaaaain!
Hold it.
Forget the rodents.
We have to rehearse for tonight.
Oh, I can't take much more of this.
My wings are losing their pearl-like shimmer.
Yahoo! That was more fun than riding a kangaroo bareback.
Hm. I'm glad someone's having a good time.
But I'd like to get my bees back and go home.
What's Irweena up to with those bees tonight?
Did you see her electric guitar?
Just like the guys in Iron Goose.
That's it. Iron Goose.
She's planning something for the rock concert tonight.
Anyone for a spot of tea
before we begin the evening's entertainment?
Oh, none for me, Burp. I'm rather bored with tea.
There's never any lemon.
Delivery for Iron Goose.
How delightfully unexpected.
Who on earth could have possibly sent them?
You don't suppose... a fan?
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Good heavens. What is happening out there?
Buzz off, boys.
This is my night to become the queen bee of rock-'n'-roll.
I'm gonna go platinum overnight.
It's showtime!
Come on! Let's go!
It's those lab rodents again. Hm!
And they brought their own queen bee.
Want your throne back, do you?
Sorry, honey. They belong to me.
She's calling back the bees.
We'll put a stop to that.
Have a boost, mates.
Huh?
So much for the competition.
Seal 'em in!
Let us out! Get us out! Get us out of here!
I've had just about enough of all this buzzing and beeswax.
Guys, gals and dudes,
welcome to the Risky.
I'd like to introduce... Y-e-e-ouch!
...introduce rock-'n'-roll's newest sensation,
Irweena Allen and the Stingers!
Oh, you gotta be kidding!
One, two, three, four!
Be my honey, be my drone
Meet me tonight at the honeycomb
When you come callin', bring the pollen,
and we'll be fallin' in love.
Give me a buzz and I come alive.
When I see you, I get hives.
I can be humble when my heart takes a tumble,
but don't you bumble this bee.
Buzz, buzz, can't you see
You're the best bee for me?
When you come calling, bring the pollen,
and we'll be falling in love!!!
You know, she has got
a rather nice beat for an insect.
Rather rude of her
not to let us view the show.
Rather.
Oh, that terrible witch has my swarm.
Oh, drat! I think I broke a nail.
My, that was actually very clever of you.
Oh, this is just too embarrassing.
Buzz, buzz, can't you see
You're the best bee for me?
When you come calling, bring the pollen,
and we'll be falling in love!!!
Look what she's done with your friends.
What are we gonna do? I can't control my own bees.
He is awfully brave for such a little fellow.
Get out of my spotlight.
Sic him, boys.
Be careful, Zipper!
Fly, Zipper, fly!
You have to stop the music. Zipper's in trouble.
Look out below!
Rescue rangers, away!
Ready, Monty.
Go to it, Queenie.
Argh!
I command you to halt.
I am your true queen. There's the imposter. Attack!
Hey!
Next time I'll use ants.
Zipper, I have to admit that I was wrong about you.
Mm-hm.
I ignored you because I thought you were common and I am royaity,
but now I feel very lucky to have...
Can you ever forgive us, your darling Majesty?
Well, I...
It was dreadful being under the spell of that screeching woman.
You're forgiven. I just need...
Oh! I love what you've done to your hair.
Cheer up, Zipper.
She was from a different world, Zip. Some things just weren't meant to be.
Yeah. Besides, royaity
doesn't know anything about us real men.
I think it's a message for you, Zipper.
Guess I was wrong about Queenie.
She does know something
about real men after all. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Dinkum.