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Huh?
Hey! What's the big idea?
Just look at this mess!
How can you be such a slob?
O-okay. Who's the bloke who had the party and didn't invite me?
You know, you're suppose to clean up after yourself!
Says who?
Says me.
That's who.
You're not the boss of me.
What's going on here?
Good morning, Gadget!
Good golly! Look at all this garbage!
Who's gonna clean it up?
He is!
Clean up this mess! Take up after yourself!
Do this! Do that!
I'd like to live somewhere where you never have to take out the trash.
Whoa!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! Huh?
Huh?
Oh, no!
All right, Monty, start the engine!
We can catch it at the stoplight!
Look out!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Well, at least you should feel right at home here.
Ahh! Isn't it beautiful?
There's just something romantic about a sea voyage!
Yeah, romantic!
This reminds me the time I got shanghaied in Shanghai
on a junk full of junk.
I think it happened twice.
Once we reach the dump, we can hitch a ride back home.
I hope we get back in time for dinner.
Who could think of eating in a place like this?
Dump ho!
Be careful up there!
I'm careful. You be careful!
Yaahh!
Don't worry, mates! I'll get you out of there.
Golly, look at that!
Huh?
Looks like pirates!
Fire!
Look out!
All right, you bilge rats, heave ho!
Whoa!
They's gone under!
Me poor little chums!
There's should be enough air trapped inside the bottle
to keep them safe...
for now.
Looks like we got no choice, but to go down after them.
Look at that!
We gotta get out of this net.
Come on!
We did it!
What happened?
I don't know.
Aah! Aah!
Here now!
What's this?
Look lively now, before Billy the squid gets them.
Heave ho, lads!
Welcome, Buckos.
This here's be a pirate ship, and we're the pi-rats.
I be the first mate in this here crew.
Jolly Roger's me name.
And this be the second mate, 'Arvey.
Aarr.
How about joinin us for a pirate feast
to celebrate the raid?
Well we really need to be...
A feast, oh, boy, oh boy! What are we having?
Let's see.
Looks like leftovers again!
Ha ha ha ha!
This should be just what we need.
Now, if we only had some string.
Is this here gonna take long?
Ha ha ha! Har!
Ho ho ho! Ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha!
Ho ho! Ha ha ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
Isn't this fun, Chip?
Let's have a treasure hunt, Roger.
Aye! A treasure hunt!
Aye! Aye! Aye!
Avast, you mangy swabs.
What's the idea of running off without cleaning the table?
There. You see?
Ha ha ha ha!
Now, that's what I call "cleaning up".
But...
All right, lads.
Treasure hunt!
Treasure hunt! Treasure hunt!
Treasure hunt!
Wait a minute, stupid!
Who, me?
We can't waste our time playing pirates.
We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do.
You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat.
Good news, Bucko.
We've desided to let you lead the treasure hunt.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
A-ahh...
Maybe the treasure's in there.
Not this door, matey!
This leads to the lair of Billy the squid.
I know the way! I know the way!
Belay that, 'Arvey.
The little landlubber with the red nose is the leader this week.
This week?
Avast, ye pi-rats! Follow me!
According to the map,
it's right behind this door.
I found! The treasure!
Yahoo!
I found it! I found it! I found it!
Come on! Help me pick it all up!
But we can't do that. We have to leave it here to find next week.
Next week?
Righto, matey, ha-ha!
We've been finding this treasure every week for nigh on 200 years.
What are you talking about? I'm was the one who found it!
Well, then. We'll just leave it where it is and go back home without it.
Go back? You can't go back,
not now, that ye seen our treasure.
You have to stay down here with us
for the rest of your lives.
Now, I fasten the baking soda to the back of the skateboard...
Um... How much longer do you think it'll...
Just one more little adjustment.
There. It's finished!
Let's get inside.
Uh-oh. We've got a problem.
Oh. Reverse that. No problem.
Blimey! A real old pirate ship!
What happened?
I think our fuel just fizzed out!
My, it's dark in here.
Blimey! An octopus!
Abandon ship!
Look at all this gold!
I've got an idea.
I'm over...
Whoa!
Gadget!
A-a-a-ah!
That was a right bonzer move, Gadget, love.
Come on! We've got work to do.
Righto, Gadget!
We've got to count all this blinkin' treasure.
We're not here for treasure, Monty!
You and Zipper find Chip and Dale.
While I'll try to build another submarine.
Oh. Right!
Chip! Dale!
Nobody home.
Diving bell!
Sorry to toss you in the brig like this, mates.
But you might be trying to make out with our treasure.
You can trust me! I'm an honorary pirate.
Sorry, matey. Can't take no chances.
When this here ship sank,
the cap'n of the ship's rats "Long Lost" Lafitte
told them to guard the treasure till he returned.
We can't be going back on cap'n's orders.
But that was 200 years ago.
Well, he didn't say it'd be easy.
I don't wanna be a pirate anymore!
You've got to get us out of here!
This is all your fault!
If you hadn't wanna to play pirat, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!
Belay that, ye lubbers!
Who are you?
What? Don't you know your own captain?
I'm "Long Lost" Lafitte.
"Long lost" Lafitte?
What's that on your shoulder?
That's me parrot.
Bit small for a parrot, ain't he?
Aye. He's been sick.
How do we know, you're ain't some landlubber,
trying to steal our treasure.
Hey, young Ned!
He were the cap'n's cabin boy.
He'll know!
Aye! Get young Ned!
You know "Long Lost" Lafitte looks a lot like Monterey Jack!
Sh-h-h!
Here's young Ned!
Somebody call for the cabin boy?
There's a swab here, says he's "Long Lost" Lafitte!
Eh?
He says he's the cap'n!
There be three ways you always knew the cap'n!
When he looked at ya, he always had a funny squint in his eye.
His eye?
Aye!
Aye! Aye! Aye!
And he was a short man.
And he only had one leg.
His left one.
Cap'n Lafitte, you've come back!
Har! Yay! Har!
That's it, me laddys. Let them out of the brig.
I'll be taking this landlubbers back to shore
as soon as me - uh... soon as me - uh...
Parrot, cap'n?
Aye. Parrot.
As soon as he gets back with me other little pal.
There they come now.
I still don't understand
why you're wearing all those dirty old feathers.
And why you're wearing pirate clothes, mmfff...
Because he's captain "Long Lost" Lafitte, that's why.
All aboard, mateys!
Prepare to launch barrel.
Will you be taking your treasure with you, cap'n?
Well, now...
I suppose we might find room for a little gold.
Maybe some silver...
No, I reckon not.
Guard the treasure till I come back again.
It could be another couple of hundred years!
Aye, aye, cap'n!
Wait, captain. Wait!
What about your cheese?
Cheese?
Yeah. I wouldn't let none of this lot touch it, Cap'n.
Been saving it for ye all these years.
Chee-e-e-ese!
He ain't the cap'n at all!
They're just a bunch of lubbers
after our treasure!
You know what happens to them
what tries to steal our treasure?
They walks the plank!
But we had so much fun together.
This be fun, Bucko,
for Billy the squid!
Ahoy, Billy!
Watch that first step, mateys.
It's a long 'un!
Ha ha ha!
Come on now! Hurry up!
Billy's waitin'!
I've got an idea.
Good time for one!
Everybody breathe out.
There now none of that!
You can depend on me!
Ohh!
Ah!
Ah-ah-ah-choo!
Yike!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, where'd them landlubbers go?
There they be!
This way, mates!
Now they's after our food!
Come on, lads!
We're got to use that barrel to get back to the surface.
That's just what they'll be waiting for us.
May be we could raise the whole ship!
I'll bet it's the weight of that treasure that holding it down.
If we unload it, the ship might float to the top!
Yeah, but how do we unload the treasure?
There must be tons of it.
Well, I didn't say it was the perfect idea.
There they be, lads!
Get them!
Aah! Aah!
Fire!
We can use the cannon to blast the treasure free from the ship!
Me and Zipper will hold off them pi-rats, while you're doing!
Yeah!
All right, load the cannon!
Yo ho ho!
After them, laddy-bucks!
Yo ho!
Fire!
OK, Gadget, it's loaded!
A-a-a-ah!
Whew! I'm glad that's over!
Look out!
It's a miracle!
Everything's turned upside-down!
From now on, you'll be able to live like other rats -
above the water.
We can have real adventures again!
Ahoy, mates!
You have not to be afraid of Billy the squid no more!
We took care of the squid kid!
Yay! Hooray!
Are you sure you won't come with us, mates?
We'll be having some real adventures.
I think we've had enough adventure for one day.
Say goodbye to the little red-nosed swab!
He would to made a grand pi-rate. Arr!
G'day, mates!
Where's Dale?
He said something about preparing
a farewell cannon salute.
Fire!
Just making myself feel at home.
Ha ha ha!